Illinois Gov. Pritzker Fires A Fat Taunt At Trump In Escalating Beef
The state leader and the president’s verbal sparring have escalated amid Trump’s threat to send troops to Chicago.
Aug 26, 2025
... Pritzker said Trump’s “attacks on me are just evidence of a guy who’s still living in fifth grade. He’s the kind of bully that throws invectives at people, because he knows that what he’s saying is actually commentary on himself.”
... “Let’s not lie to the public, you and I both know you have no authority to take over Chicago. By the way, where are the Epstein files?” ...


Ted Cruz exploded
Ah, if only that was the complete headline.
Spoiler:
Leaving aside the amateurish redundancy -Ted Cruz's Fat Joke About Illinois Governor Just Leads To More Humiliation
JB Pritzker had a quick comeback to the Texas Republican's attempt at humor.
... During an interview on Newsmax, the Texas Republican attacked Pritzker for objecting to Donald Trump’s threats to deploy the National Guard in Chicago.
“What a disgusting, racist bigot JB Pritzker is,” Cruz said, implying that the governor’s attacks on Trump were somehow a slight against Latinos.

Leaving aside the juvenile insult - again,But Cruz’s feigned political correctness didn’t extend to other marginalized groups, such as overweight people, because he made a not-very-statesmanlike fat joke at Pritzker’s expense.
“And listen, I don’t want to get between JB Pritzker and the Domino’s pizza line, but I’ll tell you what I am willing to get between: It is him and his open doors for every human trafficker, every drug trafficker, every MS-13 and Tren de Aragua gang member,” Cruz said.



Of course, people on social media felt obliged to comment on the political catfight.
... there are two kinds of people in DC. People who hate Ted Cruz and people who have never met him.
Ted Cruz comparing JB Pritzker to a Domino’s pizza line is perfect, because Ted’s whole career is basically hot air, extra cheesy, and guaranteed to give America indigestion.
I would hate to get between Ted Cruz's head and Donald Trumps A$$

